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Quarantine Day 27: ‘Twas the night before Easter

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‘Twas the night before Easter and all through the Bart house
Not a creature was stirring, cause of social distancing throughout
All the baskets were hung dressed up in pastel
In the hope that the Easter Bunny’s hands were dressed in Purell
When what to my wonderful eyes should appear
but a giant bunny in a hazmat suit wearing protective gear
He was quick as a flash as swift as a bee
I start to wonder did he miss the news stories
Coronavirus is here and i don’t mean the beer
But have no fear just don't come near
He continued to approach, I lost my mind
And screamed as loud as i can DO NOT CROSS THAT LINE
An imaginary boundary, I set in my head
10 feet, 9 feet, 8 feet, STEP BACK i said
He did not listen, and started to run
I made it  upstairs and pulled out my shotgun
STEP BACK OR ILL SHOOT, I shouted real loud
He started to cough, I felt like I was in a cloud
Is this real life, I tried to calm down
But the Easter Bunny is here with COVID-19 past our curfew in town
And in my bedroom he stands, touching my arm as i pray
Please take my toilet paper and Lysol now please run away
He grabbed it and hopped right out of the door
I followed through the house, he stole some more
And took our paper towels and hand sanitizers 
This Bunny was faster than Energizer
He hopped out the house and into a car
I went downstairs in my ManCave to my bar
And had me a drink, was that just real
All of our wipes and protective gear is gone, what a steal
I sucked down a few more shots, then passed out in my chair
And woke the next day to my Wife giving me that glare
She mind speaks to me Danny what have you done
Your beard looks disgusting like spiders on the run
Good morning sweety she says, what are you doing
I looked around confused, I realize i was drooling
The Easter Bunny robbed us I continue to say
Then I look over and see a surprise not too far away
My Wife looks at me strange, Honey the Easter Bunny was here
And brought us a whole new set of protective gear
We have masks and wipes and paper towels and cheer
Toilet paper, Lysol, bananas, peanut butter and even beer
I must have been dreaming as I lay in my bed
My face feels flushed and it feels quite red
Immediately I start to panic and think I am sick
OMG that Easter Bunny touched me, get me to the ER quick
My Wife turns away and mind speaks softly and slow
I really wish I can find Santiago this man must go.

 Happy Easter

 Godspeed





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