New Stuff

What a superbowl party is really like

on
This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
0

Creamer Challenge Accepted

on
At a recent breakfast with a good buddy of mine, Anthony aka "Fran", there was a dilemma:   Fran was out of creamer for his coffee.  Now, usually this would be a simple task of asking the waitress for some more creamer, but what fun would that be.  

We noticed the table next to us had creamers on it and occupying this table were an adorable elderly couple talking about elderly stuff.  So, I gave Fran a challenge:

Get a creamer from the next door table without anybody seeing you. 

Sounds simple?  Let's see how he did.




Tell all your friends about www.dannybart.com!! 

Comments

Post a Comment