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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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Breaking News: Frankenstorm is coming. Be prepared!

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Frankenstorm is coming peeps.  You know what that means?  SHOP TILL YOU DROP!!!!!

Time to hit up the essentials:  16 2-liter bottles of soda (even though i dont drink soda), $40 worth of candles because the 10 or so i have in my house isn't enough, 50 cases of diapers (because my daughter will go through more diapers if the power goes out?), 2 extra dozen of eggs because the 2 dozen i already have may expire during the storm (even though the date says November 10th but you never know), 3 more gallons of milk just in case the tap water goes bad and the stove goes out so we can't boil water and there is nothing more to drink for 1 day (we will all have the shits but who cares..we have to survive!), a few extra boxes of tissues just in case one shall get sick during the 2 day storm, frozen dinners because if the power goes out we can at least eat these (but wait..this requires the microwave or an oven..hmmm), 3 more loaves of bread in case i get hungry for more sandwiches should i be stuck home for a day, enough meat to last 3 weeks even though i wont be able to cook it if we lose power, and finally, 14 cases of water because 1 ..ok maybe 2 cases isnt enough!  

Be prepared people!!  But hurry..the food stores are running out of food!!!! 

Good luck. 

Polish Disclaimer - if you plan on going shopping..be smart.  Buy water and foods that dont require cooking.  Don't waste your money. God forbid something happens like power loss or flooding then leave your house and go somewhere else where its safe.. Seriously people!

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