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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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5 things i learned from the Presidential debate

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For anybody who is not political, like myself, here is what i learned from last nights debates:



  1. Jeremy,  the stuttering college student who looked like Jim from American Pie, asking about his future was more nervous than a ceiling fan owner with a comb-over. Is he now our new Joe the Plumber.. YUCK!  This poor schlup just couldn't get it together.    Way to be the voice for all upcoming college grads. 
  2. Candy Crowley totally looks like every Candy i have ever met; the opposite of what her name implies and moreso of what her diet consists of.  
  3. Who picked these out-of-date 70s looking people to ask questions?  I felt like i was watching the Ford-Carter debate from 1976.  They couldn't give these people a better wardrobe!! This also includes the candidates.  Good gravy... those suits were too long and baggy in areas they shouldn't be.  Booo. 
  4. If you want to confuse both candidates in the future, then have a woman named Loraine to ask questions.  These 2 buffoons just couldn't get her name right!  Laura?  Lorraina?  Laurie?  Oh and she totally addressed Mitt as President.. fortune teller?  Oops
  5. Long Island accents are quite possibly the worst sounding US accents. 

Who is the winner?  I've no clue.  But i will vote for Romney for the simple fact that he decided to rock a 4-in-hand tie knot instead of the always-dominating Windsor.  #Balls

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