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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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Made in China

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We recently have been entertaining our precious angel Ava by strapping objects from her car seat handle so they hang in front of her.  This is more or less just a tactic to get our daughter to stop crying and be entertained for a little while.  It worked.  The fun little toys that we hung in her car seat certainly did the trick as she stared at them intently as if they were some live creature from a land far away aka China.  It didnt take too long until i noticed something.  Actually I noticed it immediately when i saw it.  When i said to my wife the obvious she said "No way" and laughed it off.  Me, on the other hand, was petrified of what our little Ava was being "seduced" by.



Ladies and gentlemen, i give you the "fun little toy" that was entertaining Ava for the last month.  You be the judge of what you think this looks like.  For PG 13 reasons i will not state the obvious.  Oh and if it cant get any worse...they come in pairs. I only took a pic of the one.

At least it doesnt have 1 eye  ;-)

Hey .. at least its pink!

hahaha... im holding it by its ..uh huh huh (Butthead voice)

So what do you think it looks like?  Perverts.  Regardless... after my 13 yr old BAMF (bad ass mofo) nephew stated the obvious to me, I said that it was time we give ol' pinky a break from my daughter's innocent eyes.



In case you are wondering, it IS made in China! This is the way they will take us over.  By getting into our little girls heads filling it with snuff!  Dam you commies!!!


This pink object looks like it needs to be on the cover of the infamous The Little Mermaid cover.  YIKES STRIPES FRUIT STRIPE GUM!!!  Having a little girl is going to be VERY difficult!!

OH MY!!

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