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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian for MAYOR??

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Kim Kardashian has been caught on tape stating that she will be seeking election of mayor of the grand ol city of Glendale, California in 2017:


“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” Kim says. “It’s going
to be in like five years. So I have to buy a house there -- you have to have residency there.” 


Kim has also enlisted the help of a friend to look into all of the requirements. Just in case you are wondering why Kim would pick Glendale, she says it’s because Glendale is an “Armenian town” -- a nod to Kim’s heritage.




 "Armenian town"..interesting. Is the racial war of 2018 in the works??


Here is what the Armenians of Glendale should expect if Kim does, in fact, win and become mayor.



  • The town will be renamed Klendale to follow the Kardashian "K" naming convention

  • It will be against the law to wear non-designer clothes on the weekend
Columbia? On a Saturday?  For serious?? Not on the weekends son!

  • Her mother and sisters will make up the rest of the council members under Mayor Kim

  • The stop signs and traffic lights will be changed to pink

  • All board meetings and Mayor speeches will be done via Twitter
 

Perhaps Kim should stick at what she is good at and that is being annoying on TV. Or even better.. stick to porn. You were good at that!

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