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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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Aint Nutting but a G Thang BABAAAY

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My wife's 38th week of pregnancy is coming and very soon we will be getting a knock on our door from the stork with a little bundle of joy. "Oh how i wish this is how it was" is definetly what my wife is saying reading this now.  And so as we approach "D-Day" many things are beginning to go through my mind.  


Will i be a great father?  How many times a day do we need to feed her?  Will she sleep through the night?  Can i have sex with my wife in front of the baby?  Is my life over?


These are all pretty much standard thoughts that one should have, i assume, before your world is turned upside down when becoming a parent.  But there is really 1 BIG question that i pose; 1 that i am VERY concerned about. My question is this:



Can i still listen to my rap music in the car with the baby?? 




For those who know me, they will know that i listen to 4 things.  Rap, Opie and Anthony, the 80s and The Beatles..and occasionally Fox News (dont hate).  2 out of the 4 would NOT be recommded by the American Dental Association.   ESPECIALLY with a child in the car.  So what am i to do?  Every other word out of rap music is the N word and the last thing that i want is my daughter to have the N word being her first word OR her last.  Opie and Anthony talk about sex and mayhem and use filthy language in their broadcast.  Is this acceptable for a newborn??  Am i now stuck listening to ABC 123 songs sung by Dora the Explorer and friends in Spanish. I hate being a parent already.  :-((




OH MY.. the things us parents have to do to for our kids. Its moments like these that i appreciate the "struggle" my parents had to go through.  I'm sure they faced the same dilemmas.. Give up listening to the Who because they say the F word in a couple songs and resort to Billy Joel.  Sigghhhhhh.. 










Will my daughter turn into the white version of this because of me?? 




Check out my other "pre-baby" blog posts. 

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  1. Anonymous12:54 PM

    LOL you need head phones!

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    1. Dbart1:03 PM

      hahaha.. well i got my Beats by Dre.. i can pull that off.. although i wont be able to hear my baby.. Maybe thats a good thing

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