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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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Tebow is coming.. and what this means for the Tri-State area

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Tim Tebow is now a Jet.  Here is what the tri-state area should expect in the next year.




  • Timsanity, TimSpiration, Tim Effort, are just some of the stupid sayings we will hear nonstop on a daily basis.  This will spark a major battle between Linsanity fans and now Timsanity fans. 
  • Timsanity will TimSpire the Occupy Wall Street crew to change their name to Occupy Church and take it to the churches. 

  • Denver religious fans will start a religious war with NYC over their savior claiming him first.  It will be written about in the book Tebow, which will replace the Bible in about 100 years. 
  • MetLife stadium will be renamed to simply Heaven.

  • Medical establishments will be more busier as older people will be attempting to "Tebow" causing knee injuries.  Drunken Jets fans will fall to their deaths from "Tebowing" after 78 beers. 
  • The Jets will officially change their name to the NY Confused after this Tebow trade.
  • Al Sharpton will start a racial media event when Tebow doesn't pass to black receivers but instead runs with the ball. 

  • Tim Tebow will replace Chuck Norris with stupid jokes such as: 
    • When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow. 
    • The active ingredient in Red Bull is Tim Tebow's sweat. 
    • The NFL will rename the "2 minute warning" to "Tebow Time".
    • Santa Claus used to wonder if Tim Tebow was real. 
    • The NFL is not challenging enough, thats why Tim Tebow waits until the end of the 4th quarter to start playing. 
  • MetLife Stadium aka Heaven will begin selling Tebow and Tebow Light to non-drinkers

  • Tebow's birthday will become a religious holiday. 
My DrawSometing of "Tebowing".  looks like i have to update the uniform!

That's all i got for now.. More to come later.. 

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