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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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BREAKING NEWS: Alicia Silverstone chews food for baby!!

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Mmmm..Yummy!
Alicia Silverstone, the fun-loving, clueless, attractive blond from the movies of yesteryear and Aerosmith videos, has a new video out. No, its not her dancing around in her underwear, as we hoped, like in her Aerosmith years.  Instead, the proud-to-be-vegan, posted a video of herself feeding her child.  Awwwww, you may think.  However, after watching the video you will say out loud WHAT THE FUCK!!?




Apparently, Alicia feeds her son Bear Blu ( I will add this to my collection on my celebrity baby name blog post ) by pre-chewing his food for him.  Then, spitting in his mouth for him to eat.  Yes, you read that correctly.  She eats her food, chews it really good, then spits it in his mouth.  I can't make this shit up.  She says (regarding the video):



 “I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his,” Silverstone wrote on the site. "It’s his favorite...and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!”


As if the video and this practice isn't disturbing enough, this poor kid has to eat mochi and anything else his vegan mommy eats.  Poor guy.  His name is Bear.  Bear needs to eat wild animals and honey.  Not Japanese rice cakes and tofu.  


From this:


To this:




It's amazing what a baby can do to you. 

To add more fuel to the fire, there is a name for, apparently, this "common" practice.  No, its not called Bird Feeding, or Fucked Up Feeding, or Bad Parenting Feeding, but even worse; its called Kiss Feeding.  When you watch the video it does look like she is french kissing her baby.  Yummy!  I was expecting Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator" to walk out from behind in the video.  


Our little Ava arrives in about 7 more weeks. It's good to know we have feeding options.  Breast milk, formula and baby food is overrated. Kiss Feeding is the way to go!!!


Enjoy...

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