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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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NY GIANTS WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!! - im white girl wasted

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Ok so here i am..in bed..wasted.. blogging..about the giants winning superbowl 46.  And they werent supposed to.  In fact they werent even supposed to make the playoffs but they did and they won. And they won again. And again and again. And now the GREATEST again you can imagine..the superbowl against the mothafuking new england patriots just like 2007.

It is like a mirror of 2007. The differnence of course is that the Giants were nowhere as good as they were in 2007.  In 2007 they were 10-6.  This year 9-7.  They made it as a wildcard both years and like a kid in a candy store they let nobody stop them. Ok i have no idea what that means but both years they made it to the superbowl when they werent supposed to.  And both years they played against the patriots..and both years they beat them. Crazy.
Maybe the play that won the game?

So here i am..drunk after indulging in a huge mix of expensive scotch, beer and true blood shots.. yes true blood shots.  I am watching the replays over and over again on sports center still cant believing they won. My pregnant wife is wasted also but wasted in exhaustiveness.  It was a loooooong day of prepping and preparing food.  And of course yelling and screaming for the giants. There was a whole quarter..especially the 4th where we had the whole Bart Cave yelling DE-FENSE DE-FENSE. It was a great time.
CRUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZ

This win means a lot to me.  4 years ago my wife and i were married and bought a house. The same year the Giants beat the undefeated Pats in the SuperBowl. Unbelievable. This year we are expecting our first child. Deja-vu. Giants arent supposed to make the playoffs and do. They win every game to make the superbowl and win. Crazy.

Eli Manning completely won them the superbowl this year. There was a time in the season when nobody expecting them to win anything.  But during these games Eli stepped up and tried and tried and tried and put up tremendous numbers this season.  So as much as i would like to bash him with his stupid faces and his stupid comments, Eli was a true performer this year. My hat goes off to him. He was better than Brady this year in my opinion because the team he had to work with was in no where comparison to Bradys team and the Giants won. Congrats!!!  im going to sleep!

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  1. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Eli was the 'lil engine that could this year.
    Ben

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  2. Anonymous7:40 AM

    I know you were drunk, as was I, but they didn't make the Wild card this year, they beat the Cowgirls and won the division. GO GIANTS!!!

    Darrell G.

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    1. Dbart12:00 PM

      im embarrassed by everything on here. The type-os. The grammer. The bad facts. Booooooo me

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