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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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BREAKING NEWS: Snookie is PREGNANT!

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This should be the headline on every major newspaper and news source. The fact that somebody would stick their thing in that thing without protection is mind boggling.  Apparently that person is her boyfriend Jionni LaValle (by the way i had to google that name 14 times to spell it correctly).. OR   was it The Situation..{gasps}

The Snookster did too much smushing, and as a result kids, this is what happens.  She's doing a spinoff of her MTV Jersey Shore show at the moment but i believe they will instead do a spinoff of Teen Mom. Perhaps this will get young girls to not want to have sex anymore.

We found a pic of Snookie without makeup and her pregnant belly..




Here is some possible Snookie future baby pics:


Baby Snookie will totally be on steroids at the tender age of 14 months
Situation's baby???  We shall see!


Baby Snooks will totally have the BEST mother for a role model!  Dont you agree???
Some of her thoughts on life that she will certainly pass on to her baby..

NEVER wear white shoes after Labor Day 

NEVER eat before you drink

ALWAYS brush before you Smush

Underwear is for Vegans. 

ALWAYS suck until it gets shriveled and wrinkly!
These are certainly rules that i will pass on to my little Ava as well.

 Good luck Snookie.. we wish you the best!!!

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