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What a superbowl party is really like

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This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared...
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Kim Kardashian - Divorce of the year

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YIKESS!!! Makeup DOES a face good.. Happy Halloween kids
So that was quick.  After 72 days, Kim has filed for divorce from apprently-stranger Kris Humphries.  What else is new.  And whats even more vomit inducing is that the wedding that happened 72 days ago costs around 10 million!  Now THAT is a waste of money.  Shit i think even the special that was aired for the wedding lasted longer than the actual wedding..

Things longer than Kim's marriage:


Ohh Lindsay
  • Lindsay Lohan's line of coke
  • the line for the latest iPhone
  • the Occupy Wall St peeps
  • Justin Biebers annoying career
    • this iPhone waiter napped longer
  • Wendy Williams wigs

What the Shit!! Looks like Wesley Snipes in drag
  • Kim's sex tape that made her famous.. oh the irony
  • that stupid song Friday
  • the terrible shows Person of Interest and Terra Nova
  • Kris Humphries NBA lockout
  • CNN commercials before internet videos
  • Camille Grammer's fame
I would thank god too everyday that you are still somewhat relevant
We are on to you Mr Cruise

  • the iPhone 4S battery life
  • Tom Cruise and his fake marriage
ahh young love..

  • Sammi Sweetheart and Ronnie's relationship


  • Kim's sister Khloes waist line (yes.. i went there)
  • Kim's fairytale wedding special
    • Shake Shack line - I mean its not THAT good



  • the line at Shake Shack
  • and last but not least Kris Humphries head

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